Mikayla has a habit of notifying me of her bowel movements...a trait that is coached and reinforced at school to prevent accidents in young children. Ahem.

I noticed that she was in the bathroom for quite a while and I called out to her. She assured me in her cute voice that she was JUST fine...

When she was done, she walked out of the bathroom, pants down, her fanny exposed and holding a bunch of books. Fearing that one book wasn't enough, she brought in three.

Moral of the story? Make use of your personal time wisely.